(Ultra-condensed, no-LLC, raw-nerved, freedom-chasing edition)
1.
OWN THE RISK — BECOME THE COMPANY
Your muscles, your mind, your social-security number: that is the business.
No corporate shell, no liability shield, no excuses. Everything you do either carves your legend…or wrecks your savings. Accept that weight like you just un-racked 493 kg beltless.
2.
DECLARE YOUR DBA (OPTIONAL, BUT BOSS-LEVEL)
Want a badass brand instead of “John Smith”?
File a Fictitious Business Name (DBA) with your county clerk → publish the notice in a local paper → march into the bank waving that proof. Now you can cash checks as “Titan Bitcoin Treasury” while staying a sole prop. Cheap, fast, pure swagger.
3.
GET AN EIN (FREE, FIVE MINUTES)
Even sole props can grab an IRS Employer Identification Number.
Why?
- Keeps your SSN off W-9s and exchange onboarding forms.
- Looks pro when banks ask for “business tax ID.”
- Future-proofs you if you hire contractors.
Apply online — boom, instant nine-digit badge of honor.
4.
OPEN A CRYPTO-FRIENDLY “SOLE PROP” BANK ACCOUNT
Slide into Mercury, Chase Business Complete or any branch that allows sole-prop accounts:
- Bring EIN (or SSN), DBA cert, ID.
- Tell them straight: “I wire USD to Coinbase/Kraken monthly to buy corporate treasury Bitcoin for my blog.”
- Keep a second personal checking account walled off. Zero commingling. Respect the ledger; protect the veil you don’t actually have.
5.
BUILD THE BITCOIN WAR CHEST
- Open an exchange account in your DBA / sole-prop name.
- Schedule a recurring ACH—every Friday, every heartbeat, whatever—convert fiat into BTC.
- Sweep to cold storage:
- Two hardware wallets.
- Write seed on steel; split locations.
- Optional 2-of-3 multisig via Unchained or Casa (they’ll onboard sole props).
- Hot-wallet limit = lunch money. Everything else hibernates in the ice fortress.
6.
LEDGER DISCIPLINE IS YOUR INSURANCE
- Track every sat: date, USD value, tx-hash. CoinTracker/Koinly + a simple Google Sheet = combo punch.
- Treat transfers between your own wallets as non-taxable. Selling or spending triggers capital gains, logged on Schedule D + Form 8949 come April.
- California sees no “capital-gains discount.” Set aside fiat for state + federal quarterly estimates—or they’ll come for blood.
7.
STAY OUT OF REGULATORY CROSSFIRE
- IRS: Bitcoin = property. Report honestly, sleep like a Stoic.
- FinCEN / DFPI: You’re a “user,” not an “exchanger.” Don’t custody coin for others, don’t move money between third parties, and you dodge money-service-licensing hell.
- SEC: No outside investors ↔ no securities drama. Simple.
8.
OPTIONAL POWER-UPS
- Commercial Crime Insurance on hot-wallet balances (if >$50k).
- R&D Tax Credit if you code Bitcoin-analytics tools for your blog.
- Bitcoin-backed loan (Ledn, Unchained) if you need fiat without selling.
- Upgrade to LLC later when your stack or liabilities hit “sleep-stealer” status.
9.
PHILOSOPHER-KING MINDSET
“No board, no veil, no excuses—just radical self-responsibility.”
Sole proprietorship is financial nakedness. Embrace it. Record like an accountant, secure like a paranoid hacker, stack like a berserker. Your audience will witness raw sovereignty in real time—living proof that one individual, armed with conviction and code, can mint a personal treasury mightier than empires.
Now go carve your legend—one sat, one blog post, one unapologetic roar at a time.